does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
Yeah okay there are a lot of shitty people in the world, but the ones that make you laugh until you can’t breathe and smile like an idiot really seem to make everything worth it