musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

blackblackwitanashydick:

trillaryclinton:

I will keep your gas tank full.

college tuition? imma pay it all girl

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom

coffee-and-yoga:

lastknownwriter:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

globes of fury

Funbags

Bazoomas

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french